My egocentric husband

My egocentric husband booked first-class tickets for himself and his mom, leaving me and the kids in economy.

But I didn’t let him enjoy his luxury trip in peace. I made sure his “pampered” experience would hit a bit of turbulence and turned his flight into an unforgettable lesson.

I’m Sophie, and let me tell you about my husband, Clark. He’s the classic workaholic type, always stressed and likely thinking his job is the most important thing in the world.

Sure, I get it, but being a mom is no vacation either. This time? He truly crossed the line. Get ready!

We were flying to visit his family for the holidays, hoping to rest a bit and create some beautiful memories with the kids.

Clark offered to book the flights, and I thought, “Great, one less thing to worry about.”

But I had no idea what was coming.

As we navigated the airport crowds with our little one and all the diapers, I asked Clark where our seats were. Barely glancing at his phone, he mumbled something vague. I had a strange feeling.

Finally, he put down his phone and gave me an awkward smile. “I managed to get an upgrade for myself and Mom to first class. You know how she is on long flights, and I really need to rest…”

My jaw dropped. An upgrade for him and his mom? And I was supposed to wrangle the kids in economy? I couldn’t believe the nerve.

“Let me get this straight,” I burst out. “You and your mom are in first class, and I’m with the kids in economy?”

He shrugged, unfazed by my frustration. “It’s only a few hours, Soph. You’ll manage.”

At that moment, his mom, Nadia, appeared with her designer luggage and a satisfied smile. “Oh, Clark! Ready for our luxury flight?” she said gleefully, clearly pleased with her “victory.”

They headed to the first-class lounge, leaving me behind with two crying kids and a burning sense of revenge.

“Oh, it’ll definitely be luxurious,” I muttered as a plan started forming in my mind.

When we finally boarded, the contrast between first class and economy was painfully obvious. Clark and Nadia were already sipping champagne while I struggled to stow our bags overhead.

Our five-year-old whined, “Mommy, I want to sit with Daddy!” I forced a smile. “Not this time, sweetie. Daddy and Grandma are in a special part of the plane.”

“Why can’t we sit there too?” he asked. I muttered under my breath, “Because Daddy’s an idiot.”

But I wasn’t going to let Clark get away with this so easily. Not a chance. Thankfully, I had an ace up my sleeve. Earlier, at security, I’d slipped his wallet from his carry-on bag into mine. He hadn’t even noticed.

While I was soothing the kids, I glanced toward first class, where Clark looked relaxed and very pleased with himself. A wide smile spread across my face. Things were about to get very interesting.

Two hours into the flight, the kids were asleep, and I had a rare moment of quiet. That’s when I saw the flight attendants bringing gourmet dishes to first class.

Clark hadn’t spared any expense, ordering the most luxurious items on the menu. He was living in pure comfort.

But then, about 30 minutes later, I saw it—the moment of panic. Clark was patting his pockets, and his face changed as he realized his wallet was missing.

The attendant was waiting for payment. I couldn’t hear the conversation, but I saw him gesturing furiously, trying to explain.

“But I swear I had it… Can we work something out?”

I settled back, mentally grabbing my popcorn. This was better than any in-flight entertainment.

Eventually, Clark made his way back to economy and sat down beside me. “Sophie,” he whispered in desperation, “I can’t find my wallet. Can you lend me some cash?”

I gave him the most sympathetic look I could muster. “Oh no! How much do you need?”

“Around 1,500 dollars…” he murmured, clearly embarrassed.

I nearly choked on my water. “1,500 dollars? Did you order the whole menu?”

“Listen, it’s not important right now,” he hissed. “Do you have the money or not?”

I made a big show of rummaging through my purse. “Let’s see… I have about 200 dollars. Will that help?”

The look of desperation on his face was priceless. “It’ll have to do.”

As he turned to go back, I added sweetly, “Maybe your mom can help? She probably has her credit card with her.”

The look on his face said it all. Asking his mom for help was the last thing he wanted to do.

The rest of the flight? Deliciously awkward. Clark and Nadia sat in icy silence, and their first-class experience was utterly ruined. Meanwhile, I enjoyed my economy seat with a new sense of satisfaction.

As we prepared to land, Clark made one last attempt to find his wallet. “Are you sure you haven’t seen it anywhere?”

I played innocent. “Are you sure you didn’t leave it at home?”

Frustrated, he ran a hand through his hair. “This is a nightmare.”

“Well,” I said, giving his arm a pat, “at least you enjoyed first class, right?”

The scowl on his face was priceless.

After we landed, Clark continued grumbling about his missing wallet.

I closed my purse, keeping his wallet safely tucked inside. I wasn’t planning on returning it anytime soon.

As we left the airport, I couldn’t resist a small thrill of delight.

A bit of creative justice never hurt anyone, right? Maybe next time, Clark will think twice before upgrading himself and leaving me behind.

So, dear travelers, if your partner ever tries to leave you in economy while they indulge in first class, remember: a little clever revenge can make any flight a victory!