A distraught husband approaches an officer, seeking help to find his missing wife. As they engage in conversation, it becomes clear that the husband is not as certain about the details as one might hope. Let’s see how their conversation unfolds:
Officer: Can you provide me with your wife’s approximate age?
Husband: I’m not entirely sure. We don’t really celebrate birthdays, but she’s somewhere between 50 and 60.
Officer: Alright, and what about her height?
Husband: She’s a little over five-feet tall, give or take.
Officer: Do you know her weight?
Husband: I don’t have an exact figure. She’s not slim, but she’s not considered overweight either.
Officer: How about her eye color?
Husband: I think her eyes are sort of brown, but I can’t say for certain.
Officer: And what about her hair color?
Husband: Her hair tends to change a couple of times a year. Right now, I believe it’s dark brown, but I can’t quite remember.
Officer: Can you describe what she was wearing when she went missing?
Husband: It’s hard to say for sure. She could have been wearing pants, a skirt, or even shorts. I can’t provide specific details.
Officer: Do you know which vehicle she used?
Husband: Yes, she went in my truck.
Officer: Can you describe the truck for me?
Husband: Of course. It’s a pearl white 2017 Ram Limited 4X4. It has a 6.4l Hemi V8 engine and comes with various features, such as a Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, backup and front cameras, and moose hide leather heated and cooled seats. The truck also has climate-controlled air conditioning.
Additionally, it has a custom matching white cover for the bed and Weather Tech floor mats. I’ve equipped it with special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. There are retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting for added convenience. And it even includes a sunroof, DVD player with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. It truly has everything.
As the husband shares these specific details about the truck, his emotions start to overwhelm him.
Officer: Take it easy, sir. We will do everything in our power to find your truck.
The officer reassures the husband, promising to prioritize the search for his beloved truck.
