Here’s a little joke about a beer-loving husband and his quick wit. Let’s dive right in!
Husband gets home and tells his wife, “quick, get me a beer before it starts.” Being the loving wife she is, she promptly gets him a beer. He eagerly chugs it down and then exclaims, “quick, get me another before it starts.”
Not wanting to deny her husband his wish, she obliges and fetches him another beer. Once again, he gulps it down in a flash and demands, “quick, get me another beer before it starts.”
At this point, the wife has had enough. She looks at her husband and firmly says, “if you want another beer you lazy bastard, get your fat ass up and get it yourself!”
To her surprise, the husband murmurs, “shit, it started.” Looks like he was caught in his own little game!
Hope this light-hearted anecdote brought a smile to your face! Remember, it’s always good to have a sense of humor, no matter your age. Enjoy your day and don’t forget to laugh!
